*nods sagely*
All this is true, and then some. For the first few days I had Three Little Birds on repeat in the hope it would convince me everything was going to be all right. Order your food online instead, and take everything as it comes; there's no rush for you to feel anything or do anything. Do whatever it takes to make you feel better, be it booze, drugs, Alien or anything.

*fluffehs*

And CHCB - don't feel bad, it happens to the best of us. The lure of teh cock is sometimes far too strong...

Also, I'm going to echo our very own Smash Monkey in saying Bridget Jones set back the feminist movement by years perpetuating the "stupid woman needs a man or her life is worthless" mentality. Stupid fucking book, even worse film.
( Maladicta, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:28, Reply)