if you're dramatic all the time
then you find that when something really bad and dramatic actually happens, you can laugh in the face of it and deal with it quite calmly.
Nothing's a shock to me because I'm trolling about being a big pansy all the time anyway.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:03, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

TROLL
They admitted it.

*lobs turnips*
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:04, Reply)

what does that mean?
I mean troll, like a bit like trollop but not quite. It's like a cross between mincing, flouncing and being a bit rum!
Please don't throw turnips. Actually, if they're fresh I'll have some diced with a bit of balsamic vinegar...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:07, Reply)

A troll is someone who mooches round the internet looking for trouble.
A trollop is far different.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:09, Reply)

*holds back*

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:10, Reply)

I don't want no trubble mister
I just came here to get some gingham for my wife. I don't even know what gingham is...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:12, Reply)

Bill Hicks?

(Apathyman Prepare to be underwhelmed..., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:23, Reply)

*applauds*
pick up the gunnnnn...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:26, Reply)

You all saw him, he had a gun!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:33, Reply)

I'm so glad I decided to loaf around here all day
I'm filled with sheer exuberance.
You're all boss.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:34, Reply)

The same logic says you can never get a hangover if you're always drunk.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:05, Reply)

there you go
see!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:08, Reply)