and I'd turn up at the bash pissed, smelling of cheese and a large steak slithering out of my handbag.
and that's different to a regular bash how?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:34, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

My point entirely!
Last time I added infeasibly high heels to the mix.



why does 'infeasibly' feel wrong? Surely it should be unfeasibly?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:37, Reply)

No idea, you're the smart one
I'll be wearing converse. I don't trust myself in heels.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:40, Reply)

I suspect I'll go with either
the cowboy boots.

Or the plimsol type blue approach shoes I've got.

Both flatish and both comfy.

Oh god....I've turned into a woman in comfortable shoes!

Elastic waisted trousers are the next step.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:42, Reply)

I've always been a woman in comfortable shoes
I don't see the point in mutilating your feet to look taller when I'm already 5ft9
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:44, Reply)

Ah...
you've got two inches on me.


And as any man will tell you, two inches really matters!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:45, Reply)

Absolutely
Those two inches can make all the difference to a man, or a woman.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:47, Reply)