Here are my suggestions:
1) Something suave, sophisticated, and something that *screams* internet. So a warhammer t-shirt and some stained jeans should be perfect. Remember not to wash!

2) London is full of many attractions! Why not try the London Aquarium, The London Eye, or Charing X Road's oft overlooked 'Tramp Experience'? For only 50p and a soggy roll up, you too can smell of piss and dogs while begging for money for your next hit of crack! One of Time Out Magazines 'Top 50 Middle-Class Days Out' 2007!

3) Dodgy Dave O'Fist has a great little shop up Slack Alley, WC1. Failing that, you could try Mad Patricia Nasty in Southwark. Or, for a real world shop, there's always Harmony. Easy to get to, and you don't feel like a pervert in there, despite the wall-sized pornography!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:39, Reply)