Tonight
I brave the trains to Manchester and tomorrow I go to Alton Towers. Yipee! The people I'm going with have a tendency to burst into song whilst queuing, which is always good fun.

Last year we were stood in the queue for Air and 2 chavvies in front of us were smoking weed - the air around them was practically green.

I congratulated said chavs on their ability to smoke right before stepping on a rollercoaster, and then loudly and politely congratulated them on the appropriacy of their actions in relation to the number of small children in their immediate vicinity. They left the queue.

Back on topic (on topic in Off-Topic - possible?) I'm going to Tuscany for 2 weeks on the 20th. I plan on drinking lots of wine and eating lots of cheese. Plan.
(Biscuit Burlesque wants to be Dita von Teas, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:34, Reply)