No, I said I wanted Green Beans, not Greenies...
What the fuck was I thinking. A Chinese restaurant that is cheap, quick and reliivley polite... Too good to be true? Yes Sireeey!
I have JUST come back from a noodle bar. No, the food wasn't cold, no, there wasn't a hair in my food, the waiter had much to learn about what not to do in front of customers.....!
We sat on the bar seats which face onto, you guessed it.... The Bar! The bar man, a chinese moody fellow didn't even look around before bending over into the ice sink, turning on the tap and washing out his nose and using his fingers a greeny lever. Then kneeled down and did the boy playing football thing and blew out of both nostrils onto the floor....
Then turned around and just stared at me as if I was the one being revolting....
It keeps making me gag...
(prang007, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:38, 23 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Awww and you chose to share that with us?
I feel deeply honoured so close to dinner time.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:41, Reply)

:S

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:42, Reply)

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:53, Reply)

I have an update on my "friends" facebook relationship breakdown if anyone still cares.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:56, Reply)

HER
Well its onli time i get spend wit ma so called bf x jst coz u av bad day dnt mean u cant cl ean up after urself at least! I have bad days but i cant just do nufin! Ur on psp everyday and allday today and jst coz u ave a bad day dont mean u shud take it out on me wen i bin lovely wheres ur romantic side huh? Anyway dnt bother writing bk im off till j in bed and housework finished!

HIM
oh u spending time with him r u. i left few things i didnt moan u did this mrning when u swan off.so called bf i would be with u nw if u wasnt a heartless bitch. well done u was nice 4 a day or two i put up with ur stress ever day and u just strersed at me loving
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:58, Reply)

Why haven't you blocked the dull illiterates yet?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:02, Reply)

I waiting to see if there's anything more juicy to come out,
I'm tempted to click "I like this" or comment but I think that's a bit harsh.

They will be well and truely deleted tomorrow.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:03, Reply)

oh oh who's j?

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:11, Reply)

The son I think.
Justin.

This is better than my stories.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:13, Reply)

I think this is right,

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:16, Reply)

he sounds awful bitter for her to be with the kid

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:17, Reply)

Might not be his,
I have no idea.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:18, Reply)

you really need to get into the game and snoop a bit more.
It's like we're only getting half the story or something.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:24, Reply)

^^This

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:26, Reply)