He is one of the cockney geezas that is usually in gangster films, acting very badly.
But yes, you may choose your own person. :)
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:15, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

May contains traces of meme and linebreaks
She wasn’t over him...despite her best protestations, she just wasn’t. Seeing his status change to ‘in a relationship’ without warning, she vowed to get her revenge.

Stealing out in the dead of night in her Honda Accord, she stealthed over to his flat, quietly picked the lock, stepped over the sleeping cat and ninja’d upstairs.

Unholstering her samurai sword, she took a moment to take in his once beautiful face, now ravaged by too much cocaine and Viagra usage. She held her breath and plunged the sword in once, twice, three times, she was getting a rhythm now, it was almost sexual. On the fiftieth blow she stopped, panting for breath. She was plastered in his blood and precum, as was the photo of YM on the dresser beside him.

She slunk off into the night again, checking her tattoos for reminders of where he lived, sure that she’d remember who he was again.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:20, Reply)

:O
Remind me, memes or not, never to piss you off. ;)
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:23, Reply)

Dude, it's not like for real
my swords don't have shoulder holsters ,)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:28, Reply)