I dreamt I was hired to write a song that became a huge hit
It was a seriously mushy love song (ewww) about some guy finally getting a date with the love of his life but if there was to be a second date hinged on whether or not the girl wore sensible shoes.

Aparently the lack of sensible shoes would kill his love for her.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:54, Reply)