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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Is cigarettes, cider and some dried up potatoes.
Tempted to go shoot a rabbit, but I can't find the pellets.
Ah well, get paid tomorrow.
( , Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:20, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

My life is not edgy and exciting, I'm just a dirty rural.
( , Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:21, Reply)

That's never going away.
( , Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:26, Reply)

www.b3tards.com/u/33b5702509926c2beff6/league.jpg
Plus a cowboy hat.
( , Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:27, Reply)

I'm not roaming the Essex countryside in just pants and a hat.
( , Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:28, Reply)

Me too, I can't wait for pay day tomorrow, I'm gonna have pizza!! Yippee!
( , Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:21, Reply)

^plan for next year, I'm a fat fuck and won't have money to smoke otherwise
And rabbits? I'm not alarmed by the shooting, just the fact you're able to walk out and shoot them. That's pretty awesome.
( , Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:23, Reply)

I got cheap tabacco and papers.
I live in the middle of fucking nowhere, so yeah, rabbits all over the place.
Not got a gun licence, so it's all about the air rifle.
( , Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:25, Reply)

Looks like I'm going to learn how to do rollies or survive on Sterling.
I have Richmonds when I can't get my usual ^_^
Ah, my ex lived in the middle of nowhere too. He also shot things.
On our first date, we filled a glass bottle with petrol, put petrol around it, lit AROUND it on fire then shot the bottle, so the petrol spilled out onto the shit-that-was-on-fire.
That was a BRILLIANT relationship. The your mum jokes were priceless too.
Shame I'm a nutter and he was terribly insecure so made up for it by being an irritating fuck.
( , Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:30, Reply)

I rather like the Black Russians.
My usuals are en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucky_Strike.
The old fire and shooting stuff eh? Works well with cheap hairspray too.
( , Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:36, Reply)

Is that the Toasted one? I quite like those. Dunhills are nice, but I am really a Superking girl, so anything that's long, it's mine :D
I'll have to try that at some point. Not likely to any time soon though, not going to be anywhere near a gun :/
( , Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:41, Reply)

That's the one. They're awesome.
Although I try and stick with the Silvers, as they're 20% less cancery.
One of the saddest things in my life is that I'll never qualify for a proper gun licence. One day though... I'll find a way around it.
( , Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:44, Reply)

You'll have to join the MoD or the Tactical Firearms Unit or something, then you'll get an M16!! :)
( , Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:47, Reply)

Live with someone and convince them to get a licence.
( , Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:48, Reply)

Well that is another option. I was just going down the 'legal' route! Hehe
( , Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:49, Reply)

Maybe you should move.
And I might start smoking a pipe instead. I don't know.
( , Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:48, Reply)

There are certain records that need to be clean for you to get one.
( , Thu 18 Jun 2009, 20:12, Reply)

I hope to God they'd never let me apply for one.
I'm sure there are safeguards against that sort of thing!
( , Thu 18 Jun 2009, 20:17, Reply)
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