Ah so you done them a favour by stealing their shuffle
If you're lucky the victim will write you a letter thanking you!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:10, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I didn't steal it
they lost it. If there had been anyone else on the bus I would have asked people if it was theirs. But there wasn't. If I handed it in, it's most likely going to sit in a box at the depot for six months then handed out at the Christmas raffle.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:14, Reply)

I'm just the bitter bastard
That has lost an inordinate amount of wallets/phones/etc while drunk.

I've actually returned phones and things to the rightful owner before - it rarely works the other way though :(
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:19, Reply)