I hate Gok Wan
Thanks to him I can no longer hear the phrase "Bangers and Mash" without a mental picture of a Pair of breasts on a plate alongside a pile of macerated tatties. I'm going to send him the bill for the mind bleach. Cunt.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:21, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I hate gok wan
so much I don't watch his shows and so have no idea what you're banging on about.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:28, Reply)

I hate Gok Wang
because he is a wang. I hate how he judges other men for finding some women attractive, and has decided that women HE thinks are beautiful are the only true beauties. He doesn't seem to realise that most people have some sort of 'type', or at least preference. What are men supposed to do? Say sorry for finding slender women attractive? And is it even an issue? There are more people who don't read Maxim than do; more men who don't believe Angelie Jolie is the be-all-and-end-all of sexiness. He justn perpetrates the myth by contributing to it and making women aware of such things.

And that beauty competition - Miss Naked Beauty - what a bag of wank. He just judged women on a different criteria, making him no better than the Nuts crowd who drivel over the airbrushed boobies. "You're not confident enough - you're outta the competition babes!"
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:31, Reply)

Your fault for watching such FILTH

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:31, Reply)

Easier option...
Just send him some bleach, tell him it's a new way of losing weight!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:34, Reply)

Gok WanK!
I would eat his limbs while listening to him scream, then make him eat his own tongue, slowly remove his belly button and insert his own cock in the hole.

Then smile at my handy work and tootle off for a beer to wash down the fleshy shim goodness.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:36, Reply)

referred to by Charlie Brooker
as 'rude anagram Gok Wan'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:08, Reply)