For your amusement
Im getting ready to go out and have just had a shower. For the first time in ages I decided to use the side jets. I got hit on the bell-end by a very high force needle jet. Just to give you a clue - FUCKING OW! You could probably engrave glass with the fucker.

I bet I don't remember and do it again next time.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 19:01, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Serves you right for having a posh shower
...come to think of it, posh shower sounds like some sort of sexual euphemism...

In for a short while, youngest daughter cooking for me (nom nom nom) and then off with her and g/f to see Transformers II.
( I_Was_Mordred, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 19:03, Reply)

Chortle
Had to get rid of the bath cos I couldn't get in and out easily after an accident. Now got a YOWGE walk-in shower. It's the mutt's nuts and I wish I'd had one put in years ago.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 19:11, Reply)

o_O
Yeouch.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 19:06, Reply)

^ This
And I don't even have one.
( Maladicta, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 19:15, Reply)