Pretty much this.
Rural location. Very easy access to shotguns. The key to the church next door, which has 4-foot-thick walls and windows that start 7 feet off the ground.
And a good quantity of weapons of my own.
( Cawl, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:22, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I will have to bring my chickens inside
One of my chickens ate a mouse at the weekend, I was shocked and/or stunned.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:34, Reply)

Woo!
My chickens (old ones, not the new lot) once ate a sparrow that had got into the run.
It's strange, you really don't expect to see that kind of thing!
( Cawl, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:38, Reply)

Ha! A sparrow is impressive.
The mouse was dead, I had just released it from the trap and one of my chooks grabbed it and swallowed it whole. Later on that day a squirrel ran off with the rat-trap (it wasnt primed).

It's all go here in Somerset.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:46, Reply)