My 2 cents, and pence (and possible 'trip to the gents')...

This is probably only a first draft - I don't put much thought into things...

Stephen Fry
Sir Ranulph Fiennes
John Lennon
Henry VIII (for gout advice amongst other things)
Franz Schubert (but would need some sort of 'translator-ma-tron' cos I don't speak da forrin cos I is like...well fick)
Leonardo Da Vinci (although I would obviously have to keep him seated on the other side of the table to Fry)

They could then delight and enlighten me with insights, anecdotes and stunning life experiences, and I could tell them about the time I shat my pants at work.

They would then probably have me removed from my own dinner party for being too much of a gurning cockbrick.

@ Tourettes - I would come to your dinner party anytime darling...I'm a cheap date too...couple of cans of Strongbow and a special Chow Mein and I'm yours to do with as you wish...and that includes using me as a sex toy on DG.
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