My b3ta profile pic a while back was one where I'm corpse white
through a combination of MAC, flash and genetics.

I love being pale though, my mum was saying today that she doesn't want me "to ruin that creamy white chest of yours" and I lol'd. Oh dear. If only she knew that I'd been gazzing people pictures of these lovely flabby titties.
I'll have a hunt. We have baby lotion. It's amazing stuff. Though use after post-shave can be a bit weird, as it's a smell associated with childhood - not always a good thing for every situation ^_^

Oi moi! That's not good. I think I'm going to go over to a friend's and watch But I'm A Cheerleader. LESBIANS!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:50, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Lesbians, lesbians
Happy and free with each other.

MAC FTW - wish I could afford more from there. As it is most of my make-up is Barry M or Bourjois.

Am intrigued by the idea of gazzing people images since I wasn't aware this was possible. Creamy white chest + black corset = epic win. Hope you find something to cool it down - pop it in the fridge for a bit first for extra loveliness.

I've not seen But I'm A Cheerleader *googles* - looks good. Might rent or download :)
( Maladicta, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:53, Reply)

*spreads legs*
*tucks away penis*

I'm rubbing the lotion on my skin.

(not yet, but you know where I'm going with that!)

I love both those makes. I have a massive love for Benefit too, but one of my best palettes is a £3 from Superdrug. It's like a paintbox! I love.

I'm sure they'd have to be externally hosted but it's the principle that counts. And I want a corset! I want to lose some weight before I invest though. And not sure about overbust/underbust, as I'm well endowed. And whether to go for a cheapish one (£50ish, I've found) or a WKD (upwards of £100)
Geep!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:58, Reply)

Hmmm...
Yes I'm talking about clothes...
Ignore the fact this is me...
My girlfriend got a real nice underbust one from Camden for £30 at the weekend.
So, it would seem that Camden=win.
As you were, ladies.
( Cawl, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:01, Reply)

I looooooves Camden.
Took my flatmate there a few weeks ago and he spent a metric fuckton at the Spiral stall in the arcade just opposite Electric Ballroom. I wasn't so happy with the stallholder trying to get me into one of his corsets though...
( Maladicta, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:04, Reply)

Oooh cheers for that
I need to go to Camden! And Brick Lane ^_^

I've spent £30 on clothes today.
And £5 on cigs.
>_<
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:04, Reply)

No problem.
I spent £12.50 on a replica flintlock pistol from a junkshop.
£3 on some metal for making a trench-spike.
Er... And 45p on a Walnut Whip!
( Cawl, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:07, Reply)

I've never had a walnut whip.
Or a bacon sandwich.
Or anal sex.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:09, Reply)

Walnut whips and bacon sandwiches are lully.
Anal sex, I am not in a position to say.
( Maladicta, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:11, Reply)

Dare I ask
what you're going to do with said trench spike Mr Kaol?
( Maladicta, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:14, Reply)

Girlfriend wanted one for her birthday.
So I need to be all manly and use welding gear.
( Cawl, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:16, Reply)

That's quite cool.
Mrs Kaol sounds all of the awesome.

I thought you were going to put babies on it or something :)
( Maladicta, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:20, Reply)

Mrs Kaol is indeed awesome!
She wants it in case of Zombies.
( Cawl, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:22, Reply)

Now it makes sense.
Personally I'll be grabbing my flatmate's katana and hoping the zombies are too dim to realise it's plastic. Then legging it.
( Maladicta, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:23, Reply)

I've got a full range of lethal items.
I love my life too much to let a zombie take it.
( Cawl, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:26, Reply)

I've got the offer of a Gattling crossbow
from Pot (ostensibly to murder my former classmates), but aside from that it's the cutlery and the katana.
( Maladicta, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:28, Reply)

to interject
I was thinking the other day, do you think World War Z would make a good film? done documentary style, but with flashbacks to the action they are talking about
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:29, Reply)

...
www.imdb.com/title/tt0816711/
( Cawl, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:30, Reply)

Woooooooooo!
not what I asked though :-P
think it will make a good film?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:32, Reply)

No.
Not really.

This however:
www.apple.com/trailers/sony_pictures/zombieland/
( Cawl, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:34, Reply)

*doesn't like zombie films*
Sergei Lukanyenko's vampire books are win and I've heard the movies are worth a look, though.
( Maladicta, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:37, Reply)

Books are amazing.
Not just about vampires though :p

Nightwatch is a cool film.
Daywatch sucks gigantic balls.
( Cawl, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:39, Reply)

I loves teh books.
Been needing to get into reading more. And writing for that matter.
( Maladicta, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:43, Reply)

You know the fourth one
Is out soon? Or already out. Something like that.
"Final Watch".
( Cawl, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:45, Reply)

that looks awesome
and with that, I'm off

Say goodnight Raquel
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:38, Reply)

Sweet dreams babe.

( Cawl, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:39, Reply)

Or else you get the hose again.
/only knows of this through South Park

I have a CHF20 palette from Claire's in Switzerland which is every conceivable colour of eye shadow (it's the width and height of a piece of A4 paper). And being a fucktard I have left it at my parents' house. In the meantime I'm obsessed with those little Barry M loose shadows even if they do leak something rotten!

Corsets are all of the win; KittyOHara makes them and is awesome at pointing you in the right direction should you be interested in having one. I'm trying to choose fabric for my next one at the moment, since the one which actually has decent bones has ripped quite badly :( am fairly well-endowed myself so good support is always welcome!

*is pretending to care about the number of letters the department has answered since April*
( Maladicta, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:03, Reply)

JESUS MY TITS ARE ITCHING
Fucking sun. I'm going to live in a HOLE when I'm big.
(What? What? You already live in a hole - the North? Oh. You're funny.)

That's awesome - I want the Bobbi Brown Brights one but it's
£50
The actual shadows are pretty small.

But other than that it's pretty naice. I'm trying to go for the more black/brown smokey eye look...though I do love my liquid eyeliner!

Yeah, certainly. I'd get my first fitted, rather than off tinterweb, I'd say. By someone who knew what they were doing! And when I've got more clothes that would benefit from a waspish waist :D

You poor bunny. I'm at home feeling tired and sleepy. Trying to decide if/when I should set my alarm clock.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:09, Reply)

Fucking sun indeed.
*wants to take her Chinese parasol to work with her*

Bobbi Brown is my ultimate, won-the-lottery brand :) my boss gave me a bit of her Chanel lipstick for our Christmas lunch and that was the best thing ever! *needs more make-up* Love doing smoky black eyes too, especially for going out after work because it's so easy.

I'm not sure how I'm going to do it; was thinking I'd send Kitty my measurements and see if she could throw something together for me, bearing in mind it needs to be about 2" smaller than your actual waist size for proper waspishness.

I'll never be any different; this is important, tomorrow, and where am I? b3ta ;)
( Maladicta, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:14, Reply)