What were you searching for to find that?!?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:10, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I found it on another forum I use
There's a halloween one as well which is rather droll
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:11, Reply)

yeah yeah yeah, WHATEVA!
I bet you were searching for some right naughty filth and it just happened to be a sidebar advert when looking up "Donkey Gums in makeup & Dinkle Pictures"
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:13, Reply)

It was actually pug feeeelth
as the google search and that popped up and made itself at home.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:16, Reply)

I fucking love a bit of filth me

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:21, Reply)

I know you do love
You and me both.

rubs thighs
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:22, Reply)

I told you to stay out of my septic tank.
*shakes fist*

Damn kids.
( Cawl, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:23, Reply)

Sorry dad :(

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:29, Reply)

Sorry mum :(

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:30, Reply)

I'll let you off this time.
But do it again, and there'll be tears before bedtime.
And you'll have to go stay with Uncle Josef in Amstetten for the holidays again.
( Cawl, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:32, Reply)

pfft
travel could be fun.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:37, Reply)

But he scrubs my plonker too hard with his bath sponge until it goes hard and makes me do white power shouts out of it :'(

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:37, Reply)

Haha!
This gets my belated post-of-the-day thumbs up.

I'm off to see catface at the pub now.
Goodnight b3ta.
( Cawl, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:39, Reply)

Lick his face for me
I know you didn't last time
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:40, Reply)

Maybe.
Remind me about 8.
*puts on shades and cowboy hat*
*grabs car-keys*
*fights way through screaming crowd of fans*
( Cawl, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:41, Reply)

I thought he preferred girls anyway
Then again, with your hair...
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:39, Reply)

I am a man :'( you so mean to me...

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:43, Reply)

Oh you love it really.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:23, Reply)