I will wear it as a fashionable hat

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:22, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

It gets a bit tighter at certain times of the year.
But go for it - you'll look lovely.
( thealternativefact, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:23, Reply)

It's ok the beasts that live in his hair will keep it supple and flexible ,)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:27, Reply)

Lions run in fear when I flick my mane
When I say lions, I mean cats down my road, and when I say mane, I mean my winkle.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:31, Reply)

I've not seen it, so cant comment. Wouldn't surprise me though

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:32, Reply)

I've seen it.
It formed part of his comedy act.
( thealternativefact, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:35, Reply)

Is it as good as this though?
www.jamescartercomedy.com/
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:36, Reply)

Nope.

( thealternativefact, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:39, Reply)

HARSH!
I cry tears of pain.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:39, Reply)

I'm sorry DG, that was overly harsh
I'm off for a shower now, but I'll think about you while I'm in there soaping up my body. How about that?

Stop crying now ok.

Oh wait, that's precum isn't it?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:41, Reply)

it was only a ikkle bit
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:44, Reply)

ONLY JOKING!
IT WAS A MASSIVE ROPE LIKE SPUNK
HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR BLOOOOOOOOP!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:45, Reply)

But at least I laughed.

( thealternativefact, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:42, Reply)