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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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A lump of croissant
I was masticating quite happily when I felt the urge to sneeze. I thought it better to try and swallow, then sneeze, rather than sneezing a bolus of chewed croissant everywhere. I obviously didn't get there fast enough, as I sneezed immediately after I swallowed it and then felt very odd. As if something was putting an unexpected amount of pressure on my right sinus.

So I blew my nose quite hard to clear said sinus, and after a few minutes' effort, a mucus-coated lump of chewed croissant shot out. I was a little disturbed, to say the least.
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