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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Hot and sweaty.
And not the good way.

I'm choreographing my dance for tomorrow.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 20:50, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
20 seconds left
And no inspiration. :(
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 20:58, Reply)
Just start stripping and go burlesque.
They'll be too busy staring at your norks to care about timing.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 20:58, Reply)
What norks?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:00, Reply)
You can have mine
For the night.

Ex said he's more of a leg girl anyway.

My legs are covered in scars.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:02, Reply)
I'll swop your boobs
For my legs. Couple of bruises, but otherwise, pretty long, skinny and well looked after.
Only shaved two days ago.
Whaty d'you say?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:06, Reply)
Oooh that sounds good.
One set of slightly-worn 30Gs, coming your way.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:06, Reply)
Bloody hell woman
I'd kill for those! Swap you 36C/Ds, one careful previous owner.
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:09, Reply)
I'm more desevering,
I've got 32Bs over here.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:10, Reply)
You can has.
*flings*
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:11, Reply)
*catches*
Now, who to pawn these non-existent flatties off on?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:12, Reply)
Excellent!
I'll put them express delivery immediately.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:09, Reply)
Do you want my belleh too?
I'm sure it'd jiggle quite amazingly.


I wish I were a size 10 :(
DIET STARTS ON MONDAY
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:10, Reply)
That's ok,
I've only just taught mine how to do a belly ripple.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:11, Reply)
Ah well.
I like my chuz too much.

I think I'm going to try veganism for a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:15, Reply)
Same for me.
Cursed sandwich lady at work.
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:14, Reply)

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