This would sells millions
As a children's story.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:23, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

My original idea was to write teh pronz as a side earner to work.
I may have to extend this to writing in general!
( Maladicta, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:25, Reply)

I would definately buy this book.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:33, Reply)

That'll be £20,000 please.

( Maladicta, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:38, Reply)

Half now,
Half when someone buys the film rights.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:42, Reply)

Less admin fee, less labour,
less chocolate and lemonade involved to keep my sugar rush going.
( Maladicta, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:48, Reply)

Done!
Provided you keep his name as cuntybollocks.


Right. I'm off to bed up stupidly early for work in the morning, and knackered from last night's excitement.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:54, Reply)

Consider it done.
Am watching Crank with flatmate as well as being on here, not the best inspiration!

Night :)
( Maladicta, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:55, Reply)