I would have been there, honest...
But I had an audition to be on page three, but on the way there I got mugged and so lost my phone. The mugger kicked me so hard in the foo foo that it swelled to the size of an orange and I couldn't even get a needle up there, let alone your giant internet manhood.

I still went to the audition though, and now you can say you've been sucked off by a real P3 STUNNA. Also, I know Mr. T.
(MoistTickle we are legion, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:45, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I am less angry now
want a clit massage? I'm very good at them.
(Buckminsterfuller Bring out yer meat puppets, it's time for some fun, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:48, Reply)

Only if I can stick a finger up your bum while you're doing it.

(MoistTickle we are legion, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:51, Reply)

Unbuckles

(Buckminsterfuller Bring out yer meat puppets, it's time for some fun, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:53, Reply)

*lubes*
Actually... I wonder... I have something of a rape fantasy...
(MoistTickle we are legion, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:00, Reply)

That's for us to play out without an audience. Not in front of these freaks anyway
They don't deserve it.
(Buckminsterfuller Bring out yer meat puppets, it's time for some fun, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:01, Reply)

As long as afterwards, when you're wiping me off, you say:
"My, that was a lovely tea party", I'm yours. Also, please keep some savlon handy.
(MoistTickle we are legion, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:04, Reply)