One for all of you dolescum lazy cunts
www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/jobs/5760558/Jobcentre-advertises-TV-porn-job.html
(Buckminsterfuller Bring out yer meat puppets, it's time for some fun, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:14, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I particularly liked the quote from the woman they interviewed:
"I'm willing to work hard, but I'm not willing to whip my top off and talk dirty to a bunch of weirdos in the middle of the night on national TV."

Clearly wouldn't fit in on OT...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:16, Reply)

A pin money
Job for Tourettes?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:17, Reply)

"I'm broad-minded, but to think they want us to apply to such a sleazy job is really a bit too much."
she's clearly not broad-minded if she can't grasp that the jobs exist, they need filling and that the job centre is the sensible place to do it.

she's probably a fucking minger anyway
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:39, Reply)

It's like those people that start a sentence with
"I'm not racist, but..."
( Cawl, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:40, Reply)

"no offence but..."
that almost got me a pasting once.

I was drunk, at an after-pub gathering and a friend of a friend was there. I always thought he was a tosser. he said "no offence but...[something offensive]" so I replied "no offence, but I think you are a fucking wanker"

my friend caitlin saved me from getting a thorough beating that night!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:42, Reply)

Ha!
That's one of those phrases that really gets me.
Along with "With all due respect..."
( Cawl, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:48, Reply)