Q: When people say the BNP is a fascist party, what do you think?
A: Fascist – I don’t understand that word.

Q: In terms of the BNP’s repatriation policy on immigration, if you had to choose, who would you repatriate first, Dizzee Rascal or Tinchy Stryder?

A: The second one, because I’ve never heard of him and I like Dizzee Rascal.

And the one that just does it for me:

Q: Ant & Dec – heroes or villains?

A: Heroes.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:55, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

See, I knew you'd love it

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:59, Reply)

one of them says Mandella is a Villain....

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:59, Reply)

Winnie or Nelson?

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:09, Reply)

Ahh, good point
but they were talking about Nelson.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:12, Reply)

"My dad went to a Nelson Mandela and came back with a Japanese hatchback innit?"

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:15, Reply)

Yup
This same enlightened thinker also goes on to respond to the question "has anything amusing ever happened to you in connection with spoons?"
with the eloquent:
"Spoons? As in, like, a spoon? I don’t think so."

And seems to think that muslims shouldn't "imply their religion" on the rest of us. I kid you not.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:14, Reply)