apparently the way to get away with sleeping in my office is to:
a) have back problems due to being shot in the back when you were a policeman in rhodesia, coupled with diabetes, leading you to being in a wheelchair and nodding off occasionally.

or b) work for the company for 25 years, while still being shit at your job, be really fucking weird but impossible to get rid of
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 9:05, Reply)