I'm the original.
I'm a minor internet celebrity.
I get fanmail AND hatemail.

Er... Films.
Yes.
First one is awesome.
Second one is a steaming heap of shit.
( Cawl, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:47, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

But,
I'm a REAL GIRL

Have to agree there. Rumour has it the rights to the third have been bought by an American company. So will probably be even shitter.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:50, Reply)

If you were a REAL GIRL
Then Ed'd've gazzed you cock-pics.

Did you watch the Russian version of Night Watch? The subtitles were so cool!
( Cawl, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:56, Reply)

Damn.
Got me there.
Its true. I'm actually Kaol.

Not in the cinema, no. So I haven't seen the original subtitles. But I have them both on DVD.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:58, Reply)

Watch it.
It's worth it.
( Cawl, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:59, Reply)

I will try and find it.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:01, Reply)

You better do.

( Cawl, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:05, Reply)