One born every 30-odd years.
Mate of mine has 2 of the shittest tatts ever.

On his forearm, visible to all when he’s wearing a t-shirt, is the surprising combination of ‘Marvin the Martian’ and Tweety Pie.

Both were seemingly drawn by the YTS lad.

Thankfully, Half Man Half Biscuit made the song ‘Shit arm, bad tattoo’ which has made its way onto my mobile and is now his very own ringtone.

And he paid to have them both done – the nobber.

Even he now thinks he may have a been a bit hasty in getting them done.

All he needs now is some Chinese writing and a Celtic band around his arm and he’ll have the full set.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:12, Reply)