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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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This looks suspiciously like a HSH thread to me DiT
Needs more cowbell
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:02, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Ewww there's a bloke with a spotty cock on tv right now

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:05, Reply)
Is it DiT?

(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:13, Reply)
Thankfully no, there's a morbidly obese girl on there now

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:14, Reply)
Is it DiT?

(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:14, Reply)
I don't think so
eyes are too small
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:16, Reply)
Tits are the right size, though.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:26, Reply)
Nah, too jiggly

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:30, Reply)
Whereas mine are very firm.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:32, Reply)
Cowbell?
Besides, I did mention cuntery. I guess you'd have spotted that if you weren't constantly masturbating.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:24, Reply)
Yes cowbell dear boy, COW BELL
Oh so I'm not allowed to have a ladywank now. FINE.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:26, Reply)
I'm jut saying that when you ladywank
you have to try and concentrate.

*plays banjo*
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:27, Reply)
Oh I noticed, only it needs cuntery and cowbell
and blackjack
and hookers
and MOAR BEER
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:28, Reply)
As DiT's legal representation
I have to inform you that DiT considers landywanking to be perfectly acceptable in all circumstances, except when said lady is a minger.
(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:28, Reply)
You've got nothing on INTERNETLAWYERMAN
He always says nice things to me
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:29, Reply)
I wasn't being mean
I was stating that if you were a minger then your ladywanking would be unacceptable, but as your not, it's fine.
(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:34, Reply)
Are you sure?
are you sure?
Are you sure?

I can take it.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:36, Reply)
*places dog behind you*

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:38, Reply)
Falls on cue

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:39, Reply)
*waves visa in face*
*cheeses it*
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:41, Reply)
Ta, Lawyer.
Send me the invoice in the post. Will you take payment in bodily fluids?
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:31, Reply)
yours or your mrs?

(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:33, Reply)
Actually scrap that
I want payment in Clendrix juice.
(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:33, Reply)
Hmm.
Mine, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:33, Reply)

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