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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Unlucky dude..but what a way to go!
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8141612.stm
if you could pick a way to shuffle off the mortal coil, what would it be? Points for creativity and/or filth.
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 8:31, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Hmmm....Apart from the obvious one of being force-fed Gales' Prize Old Ale by a platoon of nubile Japanese women wearing nought but exotic lingerie, I thought I'd make a more original suggestion:
I shall wrap myself from head to toe in seaweed.
I shall then feed myself copious amounts of dried rice, up until such point as the warm, gastric juices of my stomach cause it to expand.
And then I shall explode in a shower of crow sushi.
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:20, Reply)
Novel...Although given the effort involved, I'm more inclined to think that's suicide.
5 points nevertheless.
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:40, Reply)
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