I was within about a mile of Althegeordie yesterday, but didn't meet him
due to lack of notice and being really fucking busy.

What fates worse than death have you narrowly avoided recently?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:49, 31 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I lit a cigarette
For a midget in a room with no roof on Saturday night.
( Cawl, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:52, Reply)

What a coincidence.
I lit a roof with a cigarette in a room with no midgets yesterday.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:01, Reply)

I didn't fall downstairs this morning.
Considering the amount of improvised death traps I have strewn around the house at the moment that is a major fucking achievement.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:10, Reply)

I got very drunk for approximately £6
Thus avoiding being bored to death at a shit party.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:19, Reply)

Wine?

( Cawl, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:21, Reply)

Why can't I get drunk for £6
the world's sooooo unfair I hate it and it's all your fault Kaol.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:23, Reply)

I case anyone didn't understand that was a whine,

(PsychoChomp, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:24, Reply)

Oh...
I missed that, though you were just being yourself.
( Cawl, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:25, Reply)

I knew some people wouldn't get it,
My humour is very highbrow.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:26, Reply)

very highbrow not funny
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:27, Reply)

I dunno,
I tend to scan your posts most of the time, rather than read them properly.
( Cawl, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:31, Reply)

Sexist bastard.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:39, Reply)

Tits or GTFO.

( Cawl, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:42, Reply)

I couldn't get drunk at all on Saturday.
Even though I was in a club that did Black Russians for £2.50.
( Cawl, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:24, Reply)

Black russian?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:26, Reply)

Best cocktail ever.
Vodka, Kahlúa and a splash of coke.
( Cawl, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:30, Reply)

error
the best cocktail ever is the Screaming Blue Motherfucker

vodka, gin, triple sec, blue curacao, crushed ice
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:34, Reply)

Error.
Gin makes me violent.
( Cawl, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:35, Reply)

I think I may be one of the few people who gets made happier by gin
I tend to prefer sour cocktails, like long island ice tea. or the margahito (that I invented) vodka, rum, tequila, dash of lemonade and a shit load of fresh lime juice
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:36, Reply)

Downed so-cos and lemonades
And I went to the birthday girl's house beforehand and had (lots of) champagne.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:24, Reply)

Was the champagne (very expensive)

(PsychoChomp, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:24, Reply)

Who cares?
I didn't pay for it.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:25, Reply)

I was taking the piss out of you, using a /talk meme,
I'm sorry it'll never happen again.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:26, Reply)

I see.
You're damn right it won't.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:27, Reply)

good effort
!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:22, Reply)

Lambrini?
*Bokes at the thought*
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:24, Reply)

Eee, no.
The only alcopops I drink are smirnoff ices, and its impossible to get drunk off those. I'm a spirits girl.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:25, Reply)

lambrini
Isn't that a crap wine which taste of petrol, not an alco-pop? Is my teenage years drinking brain failing me?
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:08, Reply)

It's brightly coloured, so I class it under alcopops.
But I think you're right.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:22, Reply)

it's wine coloured
admittedly that is only similarity between the two things
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:38, Reply)

Its bright pink!
Since when is wine bright pink?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:05, Reply)