For myself,
It'd have to be:

1) A set of survival knives
2) An axe
3) A guitar (preferably with a whole load of spare strings hidden somewhere)
( Cawl, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:07, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Runner-up choices
Include:
A durable cowboy hat.
A pair of dogs (male and female).
Sunglasses.
( Cawl, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:10, Reply)

Bitch.

( thealternativefact, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:12, Reply)

And hound.

( Cawl, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:13, Reply)

*ticks Kaol's biology workbook*

( thealternativefact, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:16, Reply)

Guitar? Pffft.
If Kirk Douglas could make one from a turtle shell, so can you.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:12, Reply)

What if there aren't turtles?
THEN what am I gonna play?
( Cawl, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:13, Reply)

A desert island without turtles?
That would just be weird. There are always turtles.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:23, Reply)

Not really.
Turtles don't live on islands.
They lay eggs on the beach once a year, if you're lucky.
( Cawl, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:25, Reply)

So you would learn patience.
Which is a virtue much prized by fishermen. Apparently.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:57, Reply)

damn you Kaol
and your choosing of the things that I would choose!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:15, Reply)

Look at this!
cscwholesale.com/images/SKSRV3_800.jpg
( Cawl, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:17, Reply)

very nice
I like a good axe myself.

at the moment I am limited to a very old and much grindstoned hatchet. you kind of have to bludgeon your way through things with it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:26, Reply)