Torture
I'd have to use slow, painful torture to begin with - slicing of pieces of meat, let the wound heal, move on to another part of the body and repeat until all that is left is mass of scar tissue. I'd keep the victim alive during this time by feeding them their own flesh (plus a bit extra to ensure they don't starve) and keep them watered using their own (and mine) urine (and again, a little extra to prevent dehydration). Once this little cycle has been completed I would go for psychological torture to break the mind - a bit like Clockwork Orange.

Once all this has been done I'd turn my victim out on to the streets, a broken man, a lost soul, a shadow of their former self. I'd then hunt and kill them in a relatively humane way (smothering, OD or something).

I need no alibi.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:49, Reply)