Well if you do walk around being all smug and that...

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:39, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

going for a circle of smugness here
the reason I am smug is because I have things to be smug about.
that's right, I'm smug about being smug
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:40, Reply)

If the one
with the good beard is you, then with reference to a thread of yours a few days ago about making it piratey, you definitely should.
How could your image not be improved by plaits and beardbeads?
(berk, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:43, Reply)

I've tried
it's not as easy as it seems.

plus, I only have two beads and one of them is too small.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:46, Reply)

Tsk. Try harder
get yourself something like these:
cgi.ebay.co.uk/Clip-On-Hair-Braiding-Beads-Dark-Blue_W0QQitemZ390051349234QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_Crafts_Beads_CA?hash=item5ad0df42f2&_trksid=p4634.c0.m14.l1262&_trkparms=%7C293%3A1%7C294%3A30

Also, I originally read that as two beards. You may indeed have more than one but I don't really want to think about anyone trying to braid their pubes...
(berk, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:58, Reply)

that is exactly what I need
I hadn't even considered looking tbh
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:59, Reply)