CAN EVERYBODY JUST SHAVE OFF THEIR BEARDS!!
This man is terrified. It's not fair. You're making him internet scared and internet angry.
All of you with beards, you're despicable.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:56, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

But I like my tiny beard :(

( Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:57, Reply)

My beard isn't tiny
Although it's a bit short as I gave it a trim last night.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:58, Reply)

this is possibly my favourite post this week

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:58, Reply)

And you're the beardiest of them all
I don't know how you can live with yourself. You remind him of that uncle. Yes, that one...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:59, Reply)

*winks*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:00, Reply)

Mine (other than my own) is this:
Oh if we have had stuff in the newsletter
we are allowed to be opinionated cunts? Awesome
Kaol is going to have a gold plated pass to being a cunt
( The Grammar Badger wants Al's awful penis, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:49, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)

as if we could stop him anyway
( Vipros is dead, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:50, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)

HAhahaha!
( Kaol will drag you into a cornfield, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:56, Delete, Edit, Reply, I like this!)
( Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:00, Reply)

yeah, that was good

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:01, Reply)

Especially my post at the end.
Serious gravitas.
( Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:02, Reply)

I'd say there was a significant gravitas shortfall

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:04, Reply)

I'd say that I'm awesome.
And RIGHT, because I've been in the newsletter.
( Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:09, Reply)

NEVER!
Embrace the internet fear
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:58, Reply)

Not you too?
There should be a beard tax on here. b3ta would be a gazillionaire.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:02, Reply)

Beard is a strong word
More tramp fuzz
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:37, Reply)

I'll even pluck the lil' hairs off my chinny chin chin
Just so he knows he's safe.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:00, Reply)

Totally clicked this right here right now.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:01, Reply)

Does that mean something rude?
Is it what beardy people do when the curtains are drawn?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:08, Reply)

Yes, yes it is.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:09, Reply)