Removal of trouserage
is generally recommended before having a wee. Sadly there is no champagne on this end, merely £3 rose wine from Aldi which has probably been sourced from a third world country and could be used to light fires.

*toasts with imaginary champagne*
(berk, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 20:33, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I can't have any now anyway, I'm being forced to go to church later with my mum
*sulks*

Thursdays are usually party nights for me.
What would you drink if you could drink anything right now?
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 20:37, Reply)

your a grown woman
cant you duck out of it?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 20:44, Reply)

I figure...she's my mum......and I don't want to make her sad.....so I'll do it

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 20:45, Reply)

read the passive agressive QTOW
but yeah I can sympathize with that.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 20:48, Reply)

Bummer.
Although in some churches they have wine as part of the communion, so I guess it's okay to drink in church...
...they perhaps might not like it if you turn up with a half empty magnum of champagne and slur your way through the hymns, though.

Hmm. I would probably have one of the amazing cocktails they do in a bar in my home town. Three of those and you're falling on your arse! Failing that, a decent cider.

And maybe some ice cream...
(berk, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 20:45, Reply)

what is in them?
I did drink in church once, subsequently got a dui the same night...I no longer drink and drive nor drink and church
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 20:50, Reply)

what does one drink in church?
I would guess mint juleps.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 20:56, Reply)

I had a sparks in a giant plastic cup

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 20:57, Reply)

Sparks?
de RIS for englishness please
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 20:59, Reply)

It turns your tongue orange
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sparks_(drink)

and gives your heart burn that radiates your nipples
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 21:01, Reply)

shit
I don't know how to fix that link
it's frothy orange goodness that combines engergy drink and alcohol
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 21:04, Reply)

We need that here
it sounds awesome, vodka-redbull is the unofficial drink of the UK
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 21:05, Reply)

I'm not a big liquor drinker, but I like them as shots, we call them tic-tacs

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 21:08, Reply)

My old local pub
used to do vodka redbulls for a pound
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 21:10, Reply)

piss ooooooffffffff
they're anywhere from $7-$9 here
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 21:11, Reply)

They are usually around 2.50 here
thats like $4 i think. Like I said us brits love our caffeinated booze
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 21:13, Reply)

I looked for a drinks menu
but sadly they don't have an online one.

They have a pretty nifty one that tastes like chocolate cheesecake and has bits of chocolatey biscuity crumbly goodness in it, and another one which tastes *exactly* like um bongo - a kids juice drink.
It's a cocktail bar with table service, which is very bad idea; since I hadn't needed to go to the bar I hadn't stood up in a while, then when I needed to break the seal after a couple of drinks I faceplanted.
Suave.
(berk, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 21:13, Reply)

you should've pretended you were trying to do the worm

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 21:26, Reply)