Naming it Darwin is a sure fire way for it to be accident prone
The last Darwin I encountered was a German Shepherd mix that was constantly coming in to us with different scratches and scrapes. Most recently I saw him when he ran up to a police horse to make friends and was kicked in the face, losing most of his teeth. Then there was the time he ran onto a stick and it went through his thoracic cavity and out the cavity wall again. He didn't care, was happily wagging his tail when his dog walker brought him in.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 14:18, Reply)