You can't drive?
This is terrible news.
( Cawl, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 23:06, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Sod off!
You can do the driving. I'll do other useful things. Like sort out the direct debits and flirt with the bizzies to throw em off the scent.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 23:09, Reply)

I don't mind, as long as I get to scream
"Shut the fuck up, arsehole, or I'll blow your fucking teeth right out the back of your god-damned head."
( Cawl, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 23:11, Reply)

That's fine.
I'll be too busy screaming "Any of you fucking pricks move and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of you!" and then in my best scouse: "Go an ave a werd wit yaself ya soft twat!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 23:17, Reply)

Hmmm...
You win the quotes-game.
I knew that "John Carpenter's Vampires" was a poor choice.
( Cawl, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 23:23, Reply)

Oh I dunno
Mine was a bit obvious.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 23:25, Reply)

*shrugs*
It's late, and I'm watching shit films.
( Cawl, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 23:27, Reply)

i have a van, 2 motorbikes (one with sidecar as well as pillion) and an MPV...
so that makes 4 drivers and 13 passengers...
i have 45 litres of diesel and maybe 20 litres of petrol (including 2-stroke mix), 2 cases (24) of 660ml Fischer Alsace beer bottles (empty and clean, for home-brew) and an old pair of curtains...

is it time yet?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 23:17, Reply)

We could go down to Elstree for the final
Attack the throng, amassed with their placards on Goody's Mott, or whatever BB's version of Henman's Hill is called...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 23:20, Reply)

I'm impressed,
But from personal experience, diesel is no use in petrol bombs.
Just warning you, in case you're in a situation.
( Cawl, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 23:21, Reply)

just for the record...
a 60/40 diesel/petrol mix will burn hotter than the sun...
if you ever want to DESTROY a vehicle (for insurance, or "other" reasons) then douse it internally with diesel, smash the windows and molotov it...
the fire service don't even bother trying to put them out any more, too much hassle!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 0:11, Reply)