EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Creepy!!
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 20:01, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Oh, she's terrifying.
The day she found out - or thought she did - that the guy she was shagging had given her Something Nasty (was it chlamydia, was it warts, or was it just attention-seeking?) and followed him around campus screaming at him "YOU'VE BEEN WITH SOMEONE ELSE HAVEN'T YOU? HAVEN'T YOU? HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO ME! YOU CANNOT TREAT ME LIKE THIS I'M GOING TO SLIT MY WRISTS!"

Bar the first two sentences, that's what she said to me when she found out I had a boyfriend.
( Maladicta, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 20:08, Reply)

D:
I would've knocked her a good one.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 20:16, Reply)

I'm still ashamed I didn't.
She needs a right good trouting still. And she's just had her hair cut which makes her look like Ann Widdecombe.
( Maladicta, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 20:18, Reply)

HOTT

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 20:22, Reply)

I nearly pissed myself laughing when I saw it.
Facially she looks like Daisy from Keeping Up Appearances, so even better now! *preens self*
( Maladicta, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 20:23, Reply)

ooooooooooooh wow

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 20:29, Reply)

Not good at all, eh?

( Maladicta, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 20:31, Reply)

well, you can't really help how you look
but
if she's a cunt she oughtta be waterboarded or something
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 20:42, Reply)

She is Queen Cunt of Cuntland.
Waterboarding is too nice. The only thing that works is a huge trout to the face.
( Maladicta, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 20:44, Reply)