My line manager
(who I have spats with from time to time, as she is of the stick rather than carrot persuasion) revealed yesterday that the last time she was kissed on the lips was eight years ago. I found this unbearably sad and am inclined now to understand why she is so mean sometimes.

She has also never, ever eaten a curry. This was discovered when one of the men from the local Indian takeaway came in and as he left she whispered to me "That man smelled nice. He smelled of food." She was practically drooling. We assumed she was a curry fiend and were most surprised when she admitted that she'd never even tried one as she was too scared.

Not gossip, I spose, as she informed us of both these facts herself But interesting insights into the workings of a 50 year old Retail Manager.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 18:56, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Buy her a chicken pasanda and a male escort.
She'll carrot you forever.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 18:58, Reply)

I have seen my future in this one
and it is not pretty at all.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 20:14, Reply)