Due to the pressure of literally *no* Public Demand
I give you Chapter Nine of 'The God Squad'

"JingleJangleJingle

They slept. Hundreds upon thousands of bodies, all sleeping a deep and peaceful slumber. The vast, cavernous space in which they slept was filled with the fitful grunts, sighs and farts of sleep. Very occasionally, in one choreographed movement, all of the bodies would spasm rhythmically, and then…

JingleJangleJingle

Thousands of hands with nicotine-stained fingernails scratched at thick, long beards as all of the bodies turned in unison. Arms raised in to the air, performing a complex salute to the sky, before clasping back down to the sides of the bodies once more. Legs twisted in a merry yet complex dance, and then…

JangleJingleJangleCLUNK

The room echoed as hundreds of thousands of sticks were gripped in liver-spotted hands and thrust out to meet their neighbours in a thick, wooden cacophony of noise.

The Morris Dancers were sleeping.

But now, they were waking up."

The rest of the chapter, and indeed the story so far, can be found here

EDIT: Apols for line breaks, stupid wider screen. The online book is not so breaky, I promise!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 11:19, 7 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

No link
*sad face*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 24 Jul 2009, 11:28, Reply)

No Jimmy Saville
*even sadder face*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 11:29, Reply)

Now then
Now then!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 24 Jul 2009, 11:32, Reply)

Jingle Jangle necrophilia necrophilia
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( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 13:37, Reply)

Sorry
Now linkified!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 11:36, Reply)

Ba-Zing!
:)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 24 Jul 2009, 11:39, Reply)

Hooray, I shall read this when I get home :)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:56, Reply)