*ring ring*
About 8 O'clock in the evening
Phone monkey calls.
Rough transcript follows:

"Hello?"
"Are you interested in a cheaper mortgage?"
"Of course I am but I'm tied into a fixed rate."
"Oh"
"How about Life insurance?"
"Got it with the mortgage thanks."
"What about a personal accident scheme?"
"No thanks, waste of money when you read the small print"
"Who provides your gas and electricity?"
"Planet Earth"
"EH?"
"Yeah, I believed gas is drilled for from deep underground caverns, and the electricity is generated using various methods. Some people have theorised that there is only a set amount of electricity available within our atmosphere, no more no less. It's not created as such, it's harnessed, you're not actually making more but channelling what is already there...." *click*
"Hello? hello? Oh, he's hung up on me"
(never-right -getting it wrong since '78, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 7:28, Reply)