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I'm clicking this frantically. I don't even know if it's making a difference anymore. I'm clicking as frantically as my masturbation technique but just a little bit more frantically perhaps. I'm still clicking using my testicles as I type this. Still clicking.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:35, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Why thank you.
Incidently, I stopped going out years ago. I got fed up of spending a fortune, having a shit night and not pulling with only a cracking hangover to show for it.

Awww, I made myself sad.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:39, Reply)

I've been spending an astronomical figure on going out lately
But it will come to an end soon as I've got to save up for a big move somewhere. This weekend will be incredibly hard, in fact I've got a few lovefilm DVD's to watch on Saturday night but the temptation will be there. Going to turn off the phone and close the curtains like a little bitch.

Will probably save about £100 right there!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:44, Reply)

Ha! You're just showing off now.
The difference between the price of alchohol in supermarkets and the price in pubs/clubs is so big now.

Supermarket: Box of 18 Stella bottles (9 pints) is £10 = £1.11p per pint. I once bought 60 bottles for £20 = £0.66p per pint.

Town centre pub: Stella can be as high as £4 per pint.

Although I dont advocate staying at home and drinking, I just do it
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:06, Reply)

I got in at half three this morning
I am a total moron.

I was at my desk, an hour's bus and tube from my home, at 8:15.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:34, Reply)