pfft
I used to work with this girl that would 'wash' the windows by dancing in front of them and shaking her arse, pressing it against the window. so once when I was quite drunk I asked a mate if she needed to be washed and she just kind of looked at me so I stood up and danced by her so it looked like I was rubbing my arse on her. she freaked, everyone laughed.

I have no idea where the mingey towel bit came from.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:55, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Ha?
I'm sorry I don't get it.

I like washing childrens hair with Original Sauce 'cause it makes them cry.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:58, Reply)

why are your friends children?
Should I call you a nonce now?
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:01, Reply)

I was called a non-nonce, once.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:02, Reply)

what does that even mean?

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:04, Reply)

Fuck knows
you started it with your towelling minge activities.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:05, Reply)

you started it with your disease control comment

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:06, Reply)

I fucking hate swine flu
lets wear masks and dance.

Still, I've got a NBC suit and mask so it's ok.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:07, Reply)

put it on
gizza show *gives approving wide open mouthy-toothy-smile and wink*
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:10, Reply)

Boop
www.b3tards.com/u/d428866fa3abf02a2e6a/img00008.jpg
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:31, Reply)

*cries* I do not like gas masks.
I found this out watching German rubber fetishists on Sexcetera the other night (it was midnight and the best thing on, surprisingly).
( Maladicta, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:37, Reply)

yeah
like that's not creepy
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:43, Reply)

Doooo Noooot Waaaaaant.
*looks at lovely fluffy kittums instead*
( Maladicta, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:52, Reply)

That's class.
And with most of my friends, would be considered completely normal...
( Maladicta, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:00, Reply)

I dance anywhere.
I don't care.
If I get that feeling I go for it. *dances*
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:01, Reply)

I do it in my flat
with loud awful music and sing to it.
( Maladicta, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:08, Reply)

I do it at work.
I do it in my car.
I do it at the library.
I do it in Wal-Mart.
Evvvverybloodywhere.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:10, Reply)

Oh, I do it sometimes
at work. Mostly happy dances these days.
( Maladicta, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:11, Reply)

have you seen The Ugly Truth?

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:14, Reply)

I have indeed not.
Is it any good?
( Maladicta, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:17, Reply)

yeesssssssssssssssssss
It's frickin hilarious, and Katherine Heigl does this happy dance sort of thing in it, it's great
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgqZwDdNS9s
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:19, Reply)

That looks like the one I do
at work, and a lot of the time at home, too.

She is very pretty indeed.
( Maladicta, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:24, Reply)