Stop being a fanny
and shoot the fuckers.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 15:13, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I would
but I live in the suburbs, and discharging a firearm when the houses are about fifty feet apart is not advisable.

Besides, this is more fun as I get to taunt the little shits and tell them "Welcome to Botany Bay" as I open the cage.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 3 Aug 2009, 15:15, Reply)

I know you live in the US
but this is perfect for what you need.

www.bbguns.co.uk/831_1_2884435.html
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 15:25, Reply)

I have a crossbow and bad aim.
Relocating them elsewhere is a better answer for now.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:11, Reply)