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( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 21:19, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

they were both jokes
here is one b3ta.com/talk/5685248
and the other is a man I used to see all of the time at the bar, 50 years old, and when I drink I get a little...annoying inquisitive so after a while of small talk (why aren't you married, etc) I asked him to marry me.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 21:23, Reply)

ah I had a suspicion that teh booze was the root of your multiple engaements

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 21:31, Reply)

yep
maybe I'll get married when I'm at the beach
wouldn't that be fun?
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 21:34, Reply)

Woo yayy
beach party
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 21:37, Reply)

you're totally invited, just don't try to look prettier than me (which isn't that hard, honestly)

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 21:43, Reply)

I'm there.
name your beach and cheapest wedding gift
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 21:45, Reply)

Virginia Beach
miller high life
I'll only drink it after I'm drunk though, if you show up with natty light you're going to be thrown out
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 21:49, Reply)

Screw that your getting married.
I can stretch to Smirnoff
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 21:51, Reply)

I don't drink liquor, so you can buy it and drink it yourself
HURRAH
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 21:51, Reply)

Ok miller it is.
and fags. lovely lovely fags. mmmmm
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 21:54, Reply)

yay fags!
home time!
have a good night!!
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 21:59, Reply)