Oh, I have some customers
who just make me go "OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE!" especially the ones who threaten to set the lawyers on you...
( Maladicta, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:19, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Whats the most heavy handed threat you have recived from a customer?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:21, Reply)

YOU HAVE 24 HOURS TO RESPOND TO THIS EMAIL FAVOURABLY
OR I WILL COMMENCE LEGAL PROCEEDINGS AND CONTACT BBC WATCH DOG.

He didn't have a leg to stand on, and we politely told him so after he emailed us every hour on the hour...
( Maladicta, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:25, Reply)

Why was he upset?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:28, Reply)

I forget exactly, but I think it was either damage to him or his property
and sadly nothing could be proved.
( Maladicta, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:29, Reply)

Do you sell diggers?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:30, Reply)

No, but we sell very long trains if you've got a spare £24 million.

( Maladicta, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:33, Reply)

Sadly I do not.

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:34, Reply)

No train for you then, good sir.
Not even sure any of them are for sale! I can offer you a miniature squeezy version that is missing a wheel and lives on my desk...
( Maladicta, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:39, Reply)