Ha, I had a good one at Moorgate a few days ago.
"For those of you wearing MP3 players or are deaf as a post, please let people OFF the train first or we're not going anywhere". Sure enough we sat there for a good five minutes while he had a little strop.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:52, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Oh the shit those guys must put up with

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:53, Reply)

I really like it when they speak to the carriage like the voice of god
or do running commentaries on people who have their bags stuck in the doors.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:55, Reply)

There's a great one on the Central Line who I'm convinced is an ex-pilot.
Sometimes, if you catch him on a Friday night, he says things like "hey, wherever you're going, whatever you're doing, stay safe. We'll see you on Monday."

I like him.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:59, Reply)

We have the voice of god on the Northern line some mornings
He's very boomy and Brian Blessed-like.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 20:04, Reply)