I was down town at lunchtime
and saw an impeccably dressed man, in a suit and properly knotted tie, with neat hair and everything, walking towards me. As he approached, I could hear him hawking up great gobs of phlegm from his throat, the process culminating in the launching of a huge land oyster onto the pavement.

What incongruous things have you seen today?

Alternatively, just talk about some other pish.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:34, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Melty Face Man
As I pulled into work this morning I passed a bloke walking his dog. At first I thought he had a beard but then I realised it was huge amounts of extra flesh hanging off one side of his face as if it were melted wax.

Gave me a funny turn it did.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:51, Reply)