Good morning you shiny happy people.
I finally plucked up the courage last night to ask the girl I've been perving over had my eye on if she wanted to meet me sometime.
Knowing what she's like I was torn between saying "do you want to go for a drink" and "do you want to go out on the piss". Sadly, I chose option C)
"Do you want to meet up tomorrow night, go for a piss somewhere?"
Oh dear. Anyone here humiliated themselves in fine style lately?
She thought it was hilarious and said yes, BTW, so I added that maybe we could have a shit if all went well...
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 9:50, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Now you need to hope she's not a massive scat fan.
*skee-bop-da-biddly-bop*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 9:59, Reply)

Thank you
for the gift of laughter.

And congratulations: it sounds like you got away with it!
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 10:09, Reply)