My colleague deciding to conduct his afternoon's work
in a very convincing Aussie accent honed, he said, from watching Heartbreak High as a kid. He spent the rest of the day telling anyone who annoyed him to rack off...

Discovering the "pirate bookshop" next door to Kings Cross and right next to our head offices is in fact not a bookshop. When I mentioned this to my colleagues, one, who does like pirates, adopted his smug voice and wanted to go in there to ask for a book about pirates in the same smug voice.

And my flatmate, spinning endlessly on his swivel chair, singing along to Vicinity of Obscenity, or specifically, spinning around singing "terracotta pie" over and over and over.
( Maladicta, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:36, Reply)