are we allowed to slap them wherever we want?
and how hard are we talking here? hard enough to stun them slightly? knock them to the ground? knock them out? kill them?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:45, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

It's at your..
..discretion.
( The Pollitt chooses to listen to Enya on, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:46, Reply)

this is going to take some serious thought
obviously it needs to be someone super annoying, it needs to be done when they are either on live TV, or recorded in front of an enormous audience....

actually, no thought required

It has to be Bono, during a big televised U2 concert, slapped so hard around his stupid face that he gets knocked off the stage and loses his hearing.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:50, Reply)

This ^
I fucking HATE Bono... you come from Ireland, why are you wearing sunglasses you dick!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:53, Reply)

I can just imagine slapping him
it'd be ace.

and even though people couldn't see me at the time, I'd get a photo of him just after being slapped, photoshop myself into it and get it on a t shirt.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:54, Reply)

I do
quite frequently... in his big stupid face!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:55, Reply)

A mate of mine asked if I wanted to see a U2 concert
"Not really" I replied. A week later he phoned up and said he would pay for both of us and do the driving. My response? "Nah".
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:10, Reply)

good man

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:15, Reply)